Friday, July 1, 2016

Toothbrush Brush

What?
A toothbrush?
What is
a tooth  brush?
"There will be no toothbrush for you Bi-Polar Cinderella!" said the evil Witch Bitch.
But Cinderella didn't care,
she did not know what a tooth brush looked like.
Where does one get a tooth brush
when one does not know what one
looks like?
So poor Cinderella was never taught to brush her teeth.
And when Cinderella grew up to be a beautiful young women she bought her first toothbrush.
But she did not know what one looked like.
- or where it went.
What?
A toothpaste?
What is
a tooth paste?
"There will be no toothpaste for you Bi-Polar Cinderella!" said the Evil Witch Bitch.
But Cinderella didn't care,
she didn't  know what a tooth paste looked like.
Where does one get a tooth paste when one does not know what one looks like?
So poor Cinderella was never taught to use toothpaste.
And when Cinderella  grew into a beautiful young woman she bought her first toothpaste,
but she did not  know what one looked like,
-or where it went.
What?
A tampon?
Where does one get a tampon when one does not know what one looks like?
"There will be no tampon for you Bi-Polar Cinderella", said the Evil Witch Bitch.
But Cinderella didn't care because she did not know what one looked like.
So poor Cinderella was never taught to use a tampon.
And when Cinderella grew into a beautiful young woman she bought her first tampon,
but she did not know what one looked like
-or where it went.
What?
A vibrator?
Where does one get a vibrator when one does not know what one looks like.
"There will be no vibrator for you Bipolar Cinderella!" said The Evil Bitch Witch.
But Cinderella didn't care because she did not know what one looked like.
-or where it went.
So the Witch Bitch showed Cinderella.
And when Cinderella grew into a beautiful young woman she bought her first vibrator,
and she finally found out what one looked like,
-and where it went.
What?

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